Zombie Honeymoon
After reading my “worst movie of all time” review of Wild Seven, Tom would like to share his worst movie of all time:
Grandmother used to say that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all, dearie–but she also believed my face my get stuck like that and in the healing power of crystals, so I’m going to say some un-nice things about Zombie Honeymoon (2004). Sorry, grandma. Don’t turn in your grave or leave it and make me shoot you in the brainpan… Read more
Tom’s Top 10
Definitive, All-Time Worldwide Top Ten Movies Independent of Time or Place*
1. Night of the Living Dead (1968, George A. Romero). Flesh eating slowpokes stopped only by destroying the brain, cinematic gore, nudity, low-budget Italian horror films, and the synthesized rockin’ stylings of Europe’s own Goblins—none might have ever come into being without this seminal horror film with the classic, improvised line, “Yeah, they’re dead. They’re all messed up.” This film turned the genre on its head, revolutionizing the mandates of final morals in horror films. It offered a critique family norms and the saccharine boy-girl loves stories of the time and even racial prejudices in a film about dead cannibals (the word “zombie” nowhere used in this first film) the same year that Oliver! won Best Picture….. Read more