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First Born
Posted on September 15, 2007
Filed Under New Release DVD, Simon's Reviews
Boy was I looking forward to this one! Lets begin with a brief plot outline; nothing actually happens. I have to admit, I only got 50 minutes into this film before turning it off and rinsing my eyes with bleach. This movie is plain awful. 50 entire minutes and no characters are developed, no story has begun, no build up, no suspense, horrible sound effects, wooden acting, hardly any dialog what so ever, long cut scenes of a dog walking around, the list is endless.
I cannot give this film a fair review as I haven’t watched it in its entirety thank God, but if the first half is anything to go by I bet I can predict its outcome…
Questions will be left unanswered, the main cast are still completely unknown to the audience, nothing really happened, large robots who transform into cars came from a different planet, OK, well, maybe not that but I bet I’m close.
Am I wrong? do you not agree with this movie review? is there something I’m missing? leave us some comments, tell us what you think of first born. My rating is a 2/10
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